10. Drink the near beer.
|Is that a lager or an ale? Does it matter?|
9. Drink a double expresso chai latte' while yearning for the good old days when you got 12 hour-old percolated black turpentine from a 5 gallon stainless steel coffee urn served in a mugged cleaned annually for the de-ratting inspection. Just kidding.
|Clean styrofoam cups just don't have that 'oomph.'|
8. Drink the bottled water.
|Double dog dare ya.|
6. Continue the quest for the clean latrine (helpful after all that drinking).
5. Perform life-saving surgery (helps to be sober).
4. Ponder how cool the Air Force PJ's and Navy SEALS are.
|Living in the drink.|
3. Ponder how cool Dave, the orthopedist, is.
|Let me check that non-alcoholic label again.|
|Got to work up that thirst somehow.|
1. Did I mention the near beer?
|It's the thought that counts.|